T.T.T.H.

Oh, dear. My world is crashing! My tiny world! I thought I was so clever, but just found, via a boredom-inspired vanity Google search on myself, a two-year-old blogspot entitled The Irreverent Cook. The food (mostly baked goods), and enormous repertoire of recipes looks really, really, really good. Plus, she may have just turned 18, 'cause she's apparently very excited to finally be able to vote.

Okay, then.

Should get back to real work now. I have a very important, career-bending appointment with an incense-buring Welsh virgin, her stunning lover-to-be, his period-date-rape-drug-administering jilted fiance, and overall, plenty of "shameful warmth pooled between each of their legs..."